Harry Potter Green Eggs & Ham

Harry: I am The-Boy-Who-Lived
I am The-Boy-Who-Lived
I almost died in my crib

Voldemort: That Boy-Who-Lived
That Boy-Who-Lived
I do not like That Boy Who Lived

Harry: Do you like
muggles or squibs?

Voldemort: I do not like them
Boy-Who-Lived
I do not like muggles or squibs

Harry: Would you like them
here or there?

Voldemort: I would not like them
here or there I would not like them
anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you like them
with the snitch?
Would you like them
during Quidditch?

Voldemort: I do not like them
with the snitch
I do not like them
during Quidditch
I do not like them
here or there
I do not like them
anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you like them
In Hogsmeade
Would you like them
With an Every Flavor Bean

Voldemort: Not in Hogsmeade
Not with an EF Bean
Not with a snitch
Not during Quidditch
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I would not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you? Could you?
In a flying car?
Like them! Like them!
Wherever they are!

Voldemort: I would not
could not
in a flying car

Harry: You may like them
You will see
You may like them
In a Whomping Tree!

Voldemort: I would not could not in a Whomping Tree
Not in a flying car! You let me be!

I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I do not like them with a snitch
I do not like them during Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you? Would you?
On the Hogwart's Train?

Voldemort: Not on the Hogwart's Train! Not in a Whomping Tree!
Not in a flying car! Boy! Let me be!

I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I do not like them with a snitch
I do not like them during Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Say!
Here in the dark
With the Dark Mark
Would you could you with the Dark Mark?

Voldemort: I would not could not
with the Dark Mark

Harry: Would you could you being in Crucio pain?

Voldemort: I would not could not
in Crucio Pain
Not with the Dark Mark
or on the Hogwart's Train
Not in a flying car
Not in a whomping tree
I do not like them Boy you see
Not during Quidditch
Not in Hogsmeade
Not with a Snitch
Not with an EF Bean
I will not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

Harry: You do not like
muggles or squibs?

Voldemort: I do not
like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Could you would you
with a Dementor?

Voldemort: I would not
could not with a Dementor.

Harry: Would you could
with Fleur Delacour?

Voldemort: I would not could not with Fleur Delacour
I will not will not with a Dementor
I will not like them while in Crucio Pain
I will not like them on Hogwart's Train
Not with the Dark Mark! Not in a whomping tree!
Not in a flying car! You let me be!
I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I will not like them with a snitch
I do not like them durring Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
muggles
or squibs!

I do not like them
Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: You do not like them
So you say Like them! Like them!
And you may
Like them and you may I say!

Voldemort: Boy!
If you will let me be
I will try to like them
You will see

Say!
I do like muggles and squibs!
I do! I like them Boy-Who-Lived
And I would like them with a Dementor
And I would like them with Fleur Delacour
And I will like them while in Crucio Pain
And with the Dark Mark
And in the Hogwart's Train
And in a flying car
And in a whomping tree
They are so good so good you see!

So I will like them in Hogsmeade
And I will like them with an EF Bean
And I will like them with a snitch
And I will like them durring Quidditch
And I will like then here and like them there
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

I do so like Muggles and Squibs!
Thank you
Thank you
Boy-Who-Lived!

Rape Etiquette

These are the rules you must abide by if come across a RIP (rape in progress)



Rape Etiquette Rule Number 1: Let the guy finish before you pull him off.



The guy is breaking the law. Before you pull him off and hold him down before the police show up, make sure the gentleman finishes. Not only is it rude to interrupt, but it this also lets him leave the evidence in the woman. This will help in the trial.



Rule Number 2: Don't look the victim in the eyes.



After you have stopped the rapist, make sure you do not look the vitim in the eyes. She will probably be crying, and nothing is hotter than woman when she is vulnerable. We don't need two culprits.



Rule Number 3: Make sure you get the woman's information.



And then pass it out to your firends. This will save them the trouble of not hooking up with a woman that now has severe emotional trauma.



Rule Number 4: Do not offer any help to the woman.



After being raped, the wom an now feels like she has no control of her life. Let her have some control back by not offering to help her up or asking if you can do anything. You have helped by making sure the rapist will not escape the law.



Rule Number 5: Never Speak to the victim again.



She will identify you as her saviour or some other BS. Do not let this happen. Nothing is worse than a woman who is obsessed with you. Next thing you know..you'll be the rape victim.

AVPBG

PepperKorn rap

You see me walking down the street/the ladies diving at my feet
A hard strolling Pimpin Profile/the ladies come from every mile
saying "PepperKorn, you so fine/how 'bout we go out to dine?"
I say, "Yo bitch, that ain't how I roll/I love ya, I leave, and that's all you need to know!"

PepperKorn, All the ladies love him
Gonna put his meat into their soft pink oven
PepperKorn, Pimpin Profile on the street
the ladies take his love or else they take a beat

Smacking everyone who dares tell me "No"/I'll be so cold they think I'm eskimo
my time is precious and the clock is ticking/so ladies drop those pants and prepare for deep dicking
the ladies take a number as soon as they enter the door/1 2 3 4 I take a breather and I'm ready for more
I'm an assembly line of thrusting and busting/the product keeps moving so I keep on coming

PepperKorn, loves all of his ladies
givin him head in his Mercedes
PepperKorn knows no bounds
say "marry me" and I'll release the hounds.

The Tailies

The first night..The Other came to the beach to get rid of the big who would give them trouble when they took those that were on the list (more on the list later).

And one did cause trouble..Mr. Eko.

The Other managed to get most of the people on the list a few night later. And then Cindy later on..but what about the leftovers?

Ana-Lucia...dead.
Libby...dead.
Mr. Eko...dead.
Bernard...alive.


Only one survivor out of the leftovers. Why Bernard?...Remember..Bernard was the only Tailie to land on the island alive...the others crashed in the ocean.

Why did Bernard survive while those seated net to him survive?

Because he wasn't supposed to be in the tail section. He was seated with Rose in the fuselage section.

The question I have with the 3 dead is this...what part did the play on the island and how it affected things. All 3 played a huge part in the events on the island.

Ana-Lucia killed Goodwin and Shannon. Shannon's death brings up an interesting question..If Shannon were still alive, would Sayid be killing in the future?

Ana-Lucia is that extra Leggo in the box. You can do something with it or just let it be. The island let her be. She played a part that would eventually help Ben in the long run, whether or not he knows this. He did try to kill her for not being a good person.

The last thing she ever does on the island is appear to Mr. Eko in a dream, telling him to help Locke.

Mr. Eko was a killer. And he never felt the need to apologize for it. Mr. Eko was given a task by the island, or some force on the island, to make sure the button in the Hatch gets pushed. Ben had planted the seeds of doubt into Locke's mind which grew to the point where Locke believed the button was a joke. So, Mr. Eko was brought in to replace Locke.

And Mr. Eko failed. Mr. Eko first punishment was the Polar Bear. He was being used as a mere pawn by the island to bring Locke back into the fold.

Then it was Judgment time. Mr. Eko's brother appeared to him, judging him to see if he should be punished or spared. Eko had failed and was of no use any longer. Eko confessed to Yem/Smokey that he had not sinned and had no need for forgiveness. Yemi/Smokey looked ticked at this, but said with disgust "You speak to me as though I were your brother." Was it Eko's arrogance or ignorance that ticked Smokey off more? Whatever the case may be, Eko's dead.

(Eko is a peculiar name. Perhaps a small clue to something larger.)


That leaves us Libby. We know she played a big role off the island. She gave Desmond the boat. But what role did she play on the island?

She saved Hurley's life. Hurley behan to see his ol' imaginary buddy Dan on the island. But, was it really Hugo's crazy head or the another island manifestation? Whatever the case may be, Dave wanted Hurley dead. Enter Libby. Libby comes in, convinces Hurley he's not imagining the whole island and then gives him something to live for.

Then she gets shot by Michael while getting some blankets.

But her saving Hurley was a very important thing. As we have seen now, Hurley has seen Jacob's cabin. (I wonder if he has a ladder in there) Much to the surprise of both Locke and Ben. Hurley is seeing Dead Charlie in the outside world. Hurley is important somehow. Is it the numbers? Maybe. But Hurley is a key player in all of this. Remember, something was trying to stop him from getting on that plane.