Rape Etiquette

These are the rules you must abide by if come across a RIP (rape in progress)



Rape Etiquette Rule Number 1: Let the guy finish before you pull him off.



The guy is breaking the law. Before you pull him off and hold him down before the police show up, make sure the gentleman finishes. Not only is it rude to interrupt, but it this also lets him leave the evidence in the woman. This will help in the trial.



Rule Number 2: Don't look the victim in the eyes.



After you have stopped the rapist, make sure you do not look the vitim in the eyes. She will probably be crying, and nothing is hotter than woman when she is vulnerable. We don't need two culprits.



Rule Number 3: Make sure you get the woman's information.



And then pass it out to your firends. This will save them the trouble of not hooking up with a woman that now has severe emotional trauma.



Rule Number 4: Do not offer any help to the woman.



After being raped, the wom an now feels like she has no control of her life. Let her have some control back by not offering to help her up or asking if you can do anything. You have helped by making sure the rapist will not escape the law.



Rule Number 5: Never Speak to the victim again.



She will identify you as her saviour or some other BS. Do not let this happen. Nothing is worse than a woman who is obsessed with you. Next thing you know..you'll be the rape victim.