Harry Potter Green Eggs & Ham

Harry: I am The-Boy-Who-Lived
I am The-Boy-Who-Lived
I almost died in my crib

Voldemort: That Boy-Who-Lived
That Boy-Who-Lived
I do not like That Boy Who Lived

Harry: Do you like
muggles or squibs?

Voldemort: I do not like them
Boy-Who-Lived
I do not like muggles or squibs

Harry: Would you like them
here or there?

Voldemort: I would not like them
here or there I would not like them
anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you like them
with the snitch?
Would you like them
during Quidditch?

Voldemort: I do not like them
with the snitch
I do not like them
during Quidditch
I do not like them
here or there
I do not like them
anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you like them
In Hogsmeade
Would you like them
With an Every Flavor Bean

Voldemort: Not in Hogsmeade
Not with an EF Bean
Not with a snitch
Not during Quidditch
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I would not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Would you? Could you?
In a flying car?
Like them! Like them!
Wherever they are!

Voldemort: I would not
could not
in a flying car

Harry: You may like them
You will see
You may like them
In a Whomping Tree!

Voldemort: I would not could not in a Whomping Tree
Not in a flying car! You let me be!

I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I do not like them with a snitch
I do not like them during Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you? Would you?
On the Hogwart's Train?

Voldemort: Not on the Hogwart's Train! Not in a Whomping Tree!
Not in a flying car! Boy! Let me be!

I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I do not like them with a snitch
I do not like them during Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like muggles or squibs
I do not like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Say!
Here in the dark
With the Dark Mark
Would you could you with the Dark Mark?

Voldemort: I would not could not
with the Dark Mark

Harry: Would you could you being in Crucio pain?

Voldemort: I would not could not
in Crucio Pain
Not with the Dark Mark
or on the Hogwart's Train
Not in a flying car
Not in a whomping tree
I do not like them Boy you see
Not during Quidditch
Not in Hogsmeade
Not with a Snitch
Not with an EF Bean
I will not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere

Harry: You do not like
muggles or squibs?

Voldemort: I do not
like them Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: Could you would you
with a Dementor?

Voldemort: I would not
could not with a Dementor.

Harry: Would you could
with Fleur Delacour?

Voldemort: I would not could not with Fleur Delacour
I will not will not with a Dementor
I will not like them while in Crucio Pain
I will not like them on Hogwart's Train
Not with the Dark Mark! Not in a whomping tree!
Not in a flying car! You let me be!
I do not like them in Hogsmeade
I do not like them with an EF Bean
I will not like them with a snitch
I do not like them durring Quidditch
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
muggles
or squibs!

I do not like them
Boy-Who-Lived

Harry: You do not like them
So you say Like them! Like them!
And you may
Like them and you may I say!

Voldemort: Boy!
If you will let me be
I will try to like them
You will see

Say!
I do like muggles and squibs!
I do! I like them Boy-Who-Lived
And I would like them with a Dementor
And I would like them with Fleur Delacour
And I will like them while in Crucio Pain
And with the Dark Mark
And in the Hogwart's Train
And in a flying car
And in a whomping tree
They are so good so good you see!

So I will like them in Hogsmeade
And I will like them with an EF Bean
And I will like them with a snitch
And I will like them durring Quidditch
And I will like then here and like them there
Say! I will like them ANYWHERE!

I do so like Muggles and Squibs!
Thank you
Thank you
Boy-Who-Lived!