The Agent of Random

Thursday, December 08, 2005

A man dressed up as Jesus walks into a talent agent's office.

The man says, "My family is outside and we have a performance piece we waant to show you."

The agent looked less than thrilled.

He said, "I'm really not a big fan of family acts."

The man then says, "Trust me, this isn't anything you have ever seen before."

The agent agrees to see the act.

The man brings his family in.

His wife is dressed as Mother Theresa, the son is dressed as the Pope, and the daughter is dressed as a nun.

With them, the bring in a giant cross, a bible, handcuffs , & the American flag.

The father then rips the clothes of his daughter and starts fucking in her in the ass.

The mother then pulls down hers sons pants and starts sucking his dick.

After the son and daughter cum, the son starts sucking his dad's dick and the daughter eats out her mother's pussy.

After the parents shoot off their load, the son handcuffs his dad to the cross.

The daughter then takes a shit on the bible and starts spanking her brother with it.

The mother pisses on the flag and rubs it all over her husband.

After they are done with that, the family bows at the agent and says, "TAA-DAA!!!"

The agent applauds and cheers. he askes the, "What do you call it?"

They say, "The Aristocrats!"

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