Blood of Christ Cola

Man 1: Whew, what a day! I just spent the whole day taking the lord's name in vain, coveting my neighbors goods...and his wife. I murdered some people, disgraced my parents, stole some shit, lied about some people, worshipped a bunch of gods...and made images of them, and cheated on my wife. And it's the Sabbath too.

Man 2: Wow! After all that, I bet your thirsty, and I have the perfect thing to wash those sins away! Here, have a taste.

Man 1: Holy shit! This stuff goes down smooth. What is this wonderful beverage called?

Man 2: It's Blood of Christ Cola!

Man 1: Blood of Christ Cola? Damn, this shit is great. I can feel all of my sins just draining away. I wish I had discovered Blood of Christ Cola sooner!

Man 2: Haha. It's never too late to drink Blood of Christ Cola. Hell, 7 out of 10 people prefer it on their death bed. No matter where you are, or what time it is, Blood of Christ Cola is always there to make those sins go away!

Man 1: I'm going to carry Blood of Christ Cola everywhere I go.

Man 2: Don't forget, now you can get Blood of Christ Cola in these assorted flavors: Vanilla, Cherry, and Diet.

WASH AWAY YOUR SINS WHEN YOU GET FULLAOF SOME DELICIOUS BLOOD OF CHRIST COLA!!!!!!