The sign had said welcome.
So I walked right in.
There was a lemon meringue pie sitting at the counter.
I asked if it was in charge.
It said, "No, the man with exceptionally large earlobes is."
I asked where I could find this man.
The pie told me to go find my ruler and try to measure the length of a toad's tail.
The pie was not being too helpful.
So I ate him.
He tasted well, but I never really like lemon meringue pie.
So I went looking around the store.
It was filled with little nicknacks, none of which have any use in everyday life.
I did find one item I could really use.
A stapler that uses plastic staples.
Now why would I need such a stapler?
The answer is quite simple.
Metal staples hurt like hell, when you staple them in your arm.
Since no one was minding the store, I decided to go ahead and take the stapler.
As I was about to walk out the door, I heard a voice from behind.
It was the man with exceptionally large earlobes.
He asked. "where do you think you are going with that, boy?"
I replied, "to then den of a thousand sorrows, sir."
He said I would be sorry for stealing the stapler.
I screamed, "NEVER!!!" and I ran at him.
He turned his head, whipping hie earlobes at me.
I ducked just in time.
I pushed him to the ground and stomped at him with my hooves.
Just then, I threw up the lemon meringue pie.
The pie cursed at me.
I just said, "Screw this!" and I left.